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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

??? of a Teacher

> Why is it that when you give instructions to your students, their first instinct is to ask it back? (Ex. Teacher: "Get one-fourth sheet of paper." Students: "One-fourth, Ma'am?")

> Why do students NEVER read the instructions carefully when you tell them to read the instructions carefully?

> Why do students NEVER listen when you ask them to listen?

> How come a student has answers on all questions on the quiz when he arrived in class only by the time you gave the last question?

> How come a student can answer the questions on a quiz in his regular seat but not when you change seating arrangements? Are the answers written on the chair?

> Why do students give the answers for Set B when you've given him Set A questions? Is he answering for his seatmate?

> How come students can perform laboratory exercises but not be able to answer when asked about the same concepts in the lecture?

> Why do students ask how they got a failing grade when they didn't pass any of the quizzes and exams?

> Why is it that when you give assignments/homeworks, they always submit the same answers/solutions (including spacing, commas, symbols, etc.)?

WHY...? HOW COME...?

2 comments:

etz the shuuuperstar said...

it's student's natural and raw talent! it's a curse of the generation! No questions asked! agege

kabantay sad diay ka ana mam?! naigo biya ko sa uban! agege!

Em said...

hmp...naigo diay hap!