If you get these, you're both a winner and a loser.
I'm sharing some computer science jokes that I love taken from here. Enjoy!
* You Might Be a Programmer If...
1. You lust for O'Reilly books.
2. You know that "goto considered harmful".
3. You are looking for the else at the end of this joke.
4. Every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym to you.
5. When you are counting objects you go "0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D,..."
6. The language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.
* How C++ is like teenage sex: (programming 3 studes can relate)
1. It's on everyone's mind all the time.
2. Everyone talks about it all the time.
3. Everyone thinks everyone is doing it.
4. Almost no one is really doing it.
5. The few who are actually doing it are:
a. doing it poorly.
b. sure it will be better next time.
c. not doing it safely.
* To iterate is human...
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
* The road to hell...
The road to hell is paved with NAND gates. (comp. eng'g studes can relate)
2 comments:
i like the C++ jokes. it's a joke, which means, it's half meant. hehehehehe
hahahaha... well, i sure didn't mean half of it
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